Sunday, November 28, 2010

Half Birthdays Are Awesome.

Half birthdays are those things you celebrate when you are about 6 years old, and you still think that half years are significant qualifiers to your age.  So, when I mention my half birthday these days, people tend to think that I'm a dork.  That's okay, though!  It turns out that half birthday parties are awesome.

Saturday was my half birthday, and I had ice cream cakes.  One of them said "Happy Birthday" in frosting, so I cut off half the letters and ended up with "Hap Birth."  On two occasions, groups of people started singing me the birthday song and stopped halfway through.  Then, one of my friends gave me half of a six pack of soda, and another friend gave me half of a bottle of scotch!  (Ken also got me a full present -- a metronome -- because half a metronome isn't very awesome.)

The Talus Slopes blog heartily endorses half birthday parties.  Unleash your inner six-year-old!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Speed Flying

This is a very special week.  I've been planning on posting about this sport called "speed flying" for nearly as long as this blog has existed, but this week I'm finally going to do it.  The reason: I have finally seen a video that does justice to the awesomeness of the sport.  Here it is.  Watch it.  Full screen mode recommended.


First Person Speedflying - Video from clipupload.com

(This video, like many videos, is courtesy of Ken's internet browsing skills.)

First, for those of you who don't ski, the first few seconds of the video (before they start flying) give a pretty good feeling of what skiing feels like.  And then they're threading their way between rock formations, briefly landing on top of houses, doing flips, and sometimes just coasting above the clouds.  I don't think I'd have the guts to come as close to the rocks as these guys, but the rest of it looks like so much fun.  I...sort of want to try it.


Before I'd heard of speed flying, I once had a dream in which I skied off a cliff, parachuted down to the ground, and continued skiing.  I started thinking about awesome sport combinations, like skydiving + skiing + pistol target practice.  Each is fun by itself, so why not combine them?  Then I found out about speed flying, and I found out about the biathlon (shooting + skiing) while watching the Winter Olympics.  If we could just combine speed flying with the biathlon...well, then we'd probably be in a Bond movie, but my dream would be realized!


On the other hand, speed-flying.com says that nine people died in this sport in 2009.  They probably had more testosterone coursing through their bodies than I do, and were probably trying pretty gutsy stuff...but maybe I'll hold off until the sport's a little more developed.  Maybe someday in the future, people will create the bunny hill of speed flying.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Really Old Trees

What do you think the world's oldest tree is?  Take a moment to think about it and make your guess.  The answer is at the end of this post.  When you've made your guess, continue on...


I became interested in really old trees when I was looking at pictures of the world's biggest trees, the giant sequoia redwoods.  Here are some pictures, and please click to see bigger versions.  This is General Sherman, the largest tree by volume in the world, thought to be between 2300 and 2700 years old:

(from the Wikimedia Commons)

Here's the "Grizzly Giant," another huge tree with branches that look like huge trees by themselves:

(from the Wikimedia Commons)

My favorite pictures of the redwoods are the ones that show people standing next to the base:


It looks like people are about to be stomped on by giants.

So, redwoods are pretty big, but they aren't the oldest of trees.  If you want to figure out what the oldest trees are, you have to qualify it a bit -- you could be talking about individual clonal trees (those with genetically identical offspring), clonal colonies (clonal trees connected by an underground root system), or non-clonal trees.  I'll start with the younger trees and move on towards the older ones.

The oldest non-clonal tree is named "Methuselah," and its estimated germination date is in 2832 BC.  It is about 4800 years old.  This tree predates the Ancient Greek and Roman civilizations, and was born shortly after the Egyptian civilization unified under its first pharaoh, and it's still thriving in the Methuselah Grove in California.  It's a bristlecone pine, and it is in a grove full of very old bristlecone pines that looks like this:


The oldest individual clonal tree is about twice the age of the Methuselah tree at 9550 years old.  Its name is "Old Tjikko," and it's a Norway Spruce tree living in Sweden.  It was named after a dog.  It is thought that this tree sprouted as the ice age was receding from Scandinavia, but due to the harsh conditions, it remained a stunted little tree until the last century, when the warming climate caused it to start growing upwards.  You'd think that this amazingly old tree (it predates writing and the wheel) would be large, but...

(image copyright Leif Kullman)

That's it.  Crazy, isn't it?  That fairly small tree is so old that when it first sprouted, the newest big idea in the world was agriculture.

So, we come now to the world's oldest clonal colony tree.  These are the trees that are connected by underground root systems.  Individual trees may only reach an age of 130 years or so, but the underground root system lives on.  Take a moment to remember your guess from the beginning of this blog post...

The oldest clonal colony tree is a colony of quaking aspen trees in Utah named "Pando" (Latin for "I spread").  Its age is estimated at around 80,000 years, placing its date of birth in the Middle Paleolithic.  If this estimate is correct, the birth of this tree would coincide roughly with the emergence of homo sapiens.  The height of technology was the stone arrowhead and tools made out of bones.  And some of those roots that began their life then are still around, according to scientists.  A quaking aspen grove looks like this:


That's all the interesting stuff I have to talk about tonight.  Until next time!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Montage of Awesome Things

I don't know where my camera is, otherwise I might be posting photos from last weekend's hike through the Middlesex Fells.  In lieu of hike photos, I'll be posting some awesome things for your perusal!

1. Fun fact that will blow your mind: you know the wake that forms behind boats traveling in deep water?  This kind of wake:


It turns out that all wakes formed behind boats in deep water have the same angular measure, 39 degrees, regardless of the speed of the boat!  Cool, huh?  This angle was first calculated by Lord Kelvin, and the wake shape is thus called Kelvin's Wedge.  I'll be studying it for my final applied math project.


2. I want to make a dessert called a cherpumple, the turducken of dessert foods.  It's three pies baked into three layers of a cake.  Watch the video here, it's quite excellent!  Anyone want to help me make one?  Maybe my friends over at Unwholesome Foods will help...

3. This is one of my favorite videos of the month.  It's courtesy of Ken, who sent it my way (as is the last video, actually).  It's a video of people repelling down into an active volcano.  Check it out, it's awesome :)

4. This week I learned that the Norwegian word for sorcerer is "trollmann."

5. Here are some assorted pretty pictures to start off your week, and to get you excited for winter. :)





Happy November!